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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:04

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Why do some women squirt and some don't?
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
What will the legacy of Jimmy Carter be in light of his death today at 100?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Are you already having anal sex?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to